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Junk September 18, 2007

Posted by Mayee in : Daily Babble , trackback

I was looking through some of my old school things (readings/notebooks/etc) and I came accross this horrid piece of writing that earned me a 1.0. 10/10. That’s what my English 1 teacher gave for this cruelly insincere piece of work, and I can’t help but laugh each time I read it.

Cedie and Safari are two differently branded Cornick products, but still both Cornicks. To any ordinary person craving for Cornicks, the two similarly sized and similarly packaged products would seem the same. There is, however, as everything else in this world, a uniqueness about each. Cedie Cornicks taste salty, the original garlic flavor of Cornicks. In contrast, Safari Cornicks add a tinge of sweet and a hint of spice to the Cornicks. But having different brands and different tastes cannot change the fact that they are both Cornicks, crunchy, salty, oily, and satisfying Cornicks.

Toss me a bowl. I wanna puke.

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1. cyberpunk - September 19, 2007

well i guess we all went through that as students…lying through our teeth and making very insincere essays just to get a decent grade…sadly, most teachers dig those stuffs…